May 2013
cumillionaire:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
I just want loads of tattoos and nice underwear
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
3 tags
andrewestes0:
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
fuckheaded:
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
